Run-ins with local government

So there we were minding our own business at a stop light the other day, when out of nowhere, a Prescott Police Officer pulls up next to me and starts revving his engine.  I look at him, he looks at me, I look at Brooke and shrug my shoulders.  Me in the left lane and he in the right, the light glowing red.  I give him "the look" and throw it into first.  Revving the engine ever so slightly.  Does he want to?  Was this for real?  Brooke next to me saying" NO Andy! Don't do it," but I couldn't help myself.  This Po-Po wanted some action.  I did think to myself.....just for a split second......is this guy for real?  Then the light turned green.  All you could hear was the trubo spooling up and the exhaust rumbling.  1st.......2nd......3rd......4th...I had this guy by at least 5 car lenths by the time we hit 85mph....... and then he pulls in back of me......... with his lights on and sirens blaring.

This is the shot from the police helicopter..........WTF!

I start to slow down...but not too much, just enough to "juke" him..........and then I make a break for it.  Whooosh.  The turbo kicks in again and we're hauling ass through traffic.  Weaving and dodging cars in each lane headed towards Prescott Valley,  I make a quick left then a right and a left again, and then I see it..........................he called for back up.  We had total TOP GUN moment.   Brooke says to me" you got another "bogie" on your six".....where did they come from?  "Talk to me Goose."  "They're coming in hot Mav."    Now with two squad cars in tow, just for fun, I cut through a neighborhood.  School must have just gotten out.  there were kids everywhere.

Flying down the street at about 70mph, honking the horn so no little ones get pancaked.  They all moved without hesitation, good thing too.  I wasn't stopping.  Until I hit a dead end.  I down shifted and pulled off the most amazing drift move ever.  The rear end of the Audi swung around narrowly missing the barriers.  Quattro has it's perks.....All 4 tires spinning now, grabbing gears,  I split the two patrol cars right down the middle in a game of chicken.  No time to think, just act.

This chase didn't last long as they had other squad cars blocking some of the side roads, this left me no choice but to head to the mall parking lot.  It was like being a mouse looking for the cheese.  Only, it was the way out of the labyrinth of concrete curbs and driveways.  And this is where the story ends....every way out was blocked.  Sunofabish..................you get the picture.  This is the end result.  They let Brooke out of the car because she says I held her against her will.  We'll talk about that when we get home.

The only thing is.......is that this whole story is a fabrication.  None of this actually happened. The names were changed to protect the innocent.  No not really, it's us.  We just happened to be at the mall and saw the cars and I said "take a picture and I 'll make something up."

Have a nice day.